Eurovision Grand Finale

Okay delayed start because of technological difficulties, but we're going! IN the middle of the Netherlands right now.

I got to hear the whole thing and I love it!

Azerbaijan here we go!

Still sounds just like One in a Million from Miss Congeniality

Blonde back up dancer guy looks like sexy football stripper. And I am okay with that.

Didn't like the song, but your hair is amazing Azerbaijan.

I love Hungary's intro video.

O says he sounds like Nickleback.Just ruined The whole performance for me.

Back up whistler on point.

Drum guy is the real star.

Back up singers dancing like an early 2000's video game character

This one is so weird looking. Like why is there a dangling eye..?

It's cute. But is it win worthy? No way.

English or Italian. Pick one.

Turnip for what?

YES ISRAEL SLAY IM SO EXCITED

I LOVE the visuals on this one SO much!!

SO SPARKLY and it totally works!

And it rains fire!! YES!

Kind of not pumped for Bulgaria tbh

Poor girl had lipstick on her teeth!

She's amazing, but it's too much! And still sounds just like last year.

O: She's wearing the Smosh logo on her ears..

Light pants: cool, but silly.

Sweden! Haven't heard you yet!

He looks a tiny bit like Nathan Kress..?

O: Needs more pewdiepie

Looks like he just had a cramp.? You okay Sweden?

This is just, meh really. It's boring.

The light show is making me totally not pay attention to the singer.

MISTAKE. DEVIL. LIES.

I think she should really not have worn the Japanese inspired clothes. It just looks odd that she's not repping her own country to me.

Despite that, she's really talented and I really like the song!

France looks like a Jonas brother tbh

Just because you're France doesn't mean you can get away with the foreign language crap.

It's okay. I don't love it. But it's not the worst. (cough, Poland)

I HATE Poland's song. And performer.

O: Is that weird Al? It's weird Al.

TOO MUCH EYE CONTACT AHHHHHH

I'll tell you what color my light is when you tell me when you're getting a haircut.

What color is my life? idk what's the color is bored?

Loreen AKA Cheri?

Shark Tanks are cool.

So excited for Australia again!

Cool sparkly rock.

Still not sure who those faces are...

You keep sparkling to the sound of silence!!

YES GIRL BELT!

I do like Cyprus' different sound!

The cages are a little weird tbh.

Sounds like Somebody Told Me from The Killers

Serbia seems like it's song is sort of anti-domestic violence? Am I the only one getting that?

But no shoes? WTF?!

Justin Bieber is back. I'm so excited. Can't you tell.

O: Sounds like Let It Go from Frozen.

Don't Let In, Don't Let Them See..!

I hate it when I lose my jacket in a foggy backflip.

Waiting for the dress to come off is so suspenseful...

AH YES! Still love that!

I really like that the background people arena't really a thing, just there for cape removal.

Time for Russia's song, I missed theirs the first time..

He's kind of hot.

OMG I LOVE CASTIEL

Okay the visuals are freaking amazing.

Still judging for that Just Dance thing they had there.

Wait what the hell how did he get up there?!

Espana!

Don't love the outfit, but it's very Spanish style.

I like her dancing! That's what I do.

Ayudame! I've fallen and I can't get up!

O: She looks a little bit like what's her face from Twilight.

Latvia looks like the guy from Narnia, the older one who was in that Royals show..

It's really good, but it's just really good. It's not great. Ya feel?

I didn't love Ukraine's performance as a whole, but I ranked them high because her voice is STUNNING. Stops me in my tracks every time.

O: Her performance reminds me of Lorde

Still spooks me as very cry for help sounding.

Malta's song is good, but sounds like it's something that's on US radio already.

Also this dancer guy is weird as hell.

The use of A-Okay weird me out tbh.

That dancer looks old.

Only four more thanks goodness.

Georgia is playing again and I'm getting flashbacks to Hollister.

And his hat is stupid.

Extra points for Georgia saying hi to his mother.

Austria looks like Avril Lavigne's cleaner sister.

Why is she signing in French. I'm confused

When you have Eurovision at 8, but prom at 9...

Austria borrowed from Lisa Frank I think.

Still, she was adorable.

UK's performers are the more musical, less awkward versions of Dan and Phil.

Why was Graham Norton's face on the stage?

Trying to leave the EU but sings about always being together get your message straight

Armenia this is weird.

Wanna-bey?

Hardcore wannabe Beyoncé

I LOVE her lipcolor.

If Eurovision doesn't work out, I'm pretty sure Victoria's Secret would hire her.

Screenwork is amazing

This is slightly sexual and I am slightly uncomfortable, but I'm slightly okay with that?

Please can be you Armenia.

GANDALF I LOVE YOU

Burn! Petra killing it again!

Here is my full ranking for Eurovision 2016 Finale:

Australia
Armenia
Israel
Belgium
Russia
Serbia
Netherlands
Croatia
Ukraine
Czech Republic
Germany
Austria
Latvia
Spain
Malta
Georgia
Cyprus
France
Lithuania
Sweden
United Kingdom
Bulgaria
Azerbaijan
Hungary
Poland

AHHHH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE OMG YAY

Bulgaria why are you still lit up. And holding your phone not a flag.

I love ABBA so so much.

I didn't know some of these singers were Swedish! This is really cool!

That was a cute little documentary!

JUSTIN YAS OH AND THE BEST SONG STARTING WITH A THROWBACK YES I LOVE IT

I vote USA to win Eurovision.

Updated: rankings:

USA. Just USA. We get all the points.

In all seriousness, Justin was a really great pick to represent the US at Eurovision.

Can't stop the rhythm, so just dance, dance, dance, dance!

--Brief commentary interlude to dance with my dog--

This song is better than Sweden's actual entry.

Can I be Petra please.

Man in hamster wheel and I am dying.

This amazing.

"Love love, peace, peace" Eurovision song or Miss America pageant?

Lynda is the extroverted side of my brain.

This is one hilarious Eurovision, go Sweden for this!

GO LYNDA CROWDSURF TO YOUR DREAMS

This documentary is amazing.

If Donald Trump is elected, I'm moving to Sweden just for the sense of humor.

The guy ion the left looks like he could be John Cena's brother.

Heroooeoeoessssss.        Wish he did the full act, it was so cute!

One of 42 here we go!

Austria- yes! Australia
Iceland- Cute dog! Also, good choice with the Netherlands
Azerbaijan- Voted for Russia and Put in nods from behind camera
San Marino- Ukraine! Good pick!
Czech Republic- Sweden, meh don't agree
Ireland- Yay go Belgium!!
Georgia- Ukraine, two twelve!
Bosnia- Should've been there! Ukraine AGAIN!
Malta- UK. But why.
Spain- Armenia! Good pick!
Finland- You're adorable. Sweden for twelve, big shock.
Switzerland- Why whistling? Yes Australia!
Denmark- You're beautiful! And go Ukraine!
France- Use English damn it! Also Italy? Meh.
Moldova- Ukraine again!!
Armenia- Nice freeze face! Ahahah.. France, why?
Cyprus- Russia, DUH.
Bulgaria- Armenia! Go girl!
Netherlands- Australia for the twelve!!
Latvia- With Ukraine!

Poor Australia with the slip of the tongue! She's so cute!
And poor Ukraine too! They're just too excited.
The accent. I can't. Too cute.

Israel- With Ukraine! I feel like we should've ranked them higher really.
Belarus- With Russia, not surprising?
Germany- Israel! Good choice!
Russia- Armenia! Yay!
Norway- With Italy. Really? Meh.
Australia- What is on her neck good lord?? Go Belgium!!
Belgium- You precious little chubby soul oh dear! Australia!!
United Kingdom- Evan Edinger in 40 years? And Georgia, okay choice.
Croatia- Australia! Yes!
Greece- With Russia okay then.
Lithuania- Australia!! Yes!! I'm so excited right now for them!
Serbia- Ukraine, not surprise, but also good choice!
Macedonia- Ukraine, again not surprised.
Albania- Australia! Ahhh!
Estonia- Missed it, totally don't remember
Ukraine- With Lithuania..? Okay then.
Italy- Spain! It's cause their language is similar. I'm positive.
Poland- Ukraine!
Slovenia- Ukraine!!
Hungary- Who's the cute guy on her left?! Also go Australia!
Montenegro- Malta, picking their friends I see
Sweden- Room in the heart, room in the butt!  Australia! Hands down.

This is so exciting! Australia definitely wins it!! I'm so excited!! She is adorable and a little awkward and it's precious.

THIS IS STRESSFUL

AUGHHHH IM SCREAMING

Who was the hot guy next to Sweden's singer??

THE SUSPENSE OH LORD

Thank god they took Poland out.

PLease Say Russia. PLease say Russia. PLease say Russia.

NOOO RUSSIA NOOO

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

THERE IS A GOD

PUTIN LOST PUTIN LOST PUTIN LOST!

I do feel bad for Russia's singer. He's probably getting sent to Siberia now.

Low key, Ukraine's song is uber political. And I love the risk.